Emailed to me from another humor list (Marty's Joke of the Day)
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An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school football player, who had opted to be sedated for the procedure. As the intravenous anesthesia was being administered, the doctor asked Jim how he was feeling.
"Man," he replied, struggling to keep his eyes open, "I feel like I'm in English class."