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"How is it that you never married?"
"I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now, surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was one ... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl ... the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything ... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."