Star Wars Christmas
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father
and son chats ... lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.
Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know
what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!"
Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of
Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know
what I'm getting for Christmas!?"
Darth Vader shot Luke an icey glare, "I felt your presents."
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